The Book of Chronicles
Glenn commanded St. Stewart to gather like-minded DXers and form the Church of Scads. Stew obeyed and made it so. Many DXers from the Land of the Lower Peninsula came to Stew and became scribes for the Church of Scads.
It came to pass that moneychangers descended upon the Church of Scads and beset upon St. Stewart, and cursed him, and demanded payment. And lo, St Stewart whippedithed out his Master Card, and the money-changers went away.