The Book of Genesis
[1]
In the beginning Glenn created the radio wave and the transmitter.
Then in subsequent days, Glenn created the receiver, DX stations, and
DXer. Then He saw that DXer was lonely, and Glenn told him to try to
QSL Albania. DXer listened long and hard and wrote many reports, and
then while he slept Glenn took a rib from his torso and created the
antenna. Then Glenn DXed at a cabin in the woods for the weekend to rest.
[2]
DXer went to the Land of Farad and found other DXers. The DXers
fluorished in the woods, and brought forth many offspring. Marconi
begat Crosley, Crosley begat Hammarlund, Hammarlund begat Zenith,
Zenith begat Heath, Heath begat Drake, Drake begat Phillips, Phillips
begat Panasonic, Panasonic begat Sony, and Sony begat Eton. And the
DXers had many opportunities to plug in.
[3]
Glenn saw that many DXers were using the Gospels of the Pagan
Passport ignoring the Gospels of DX Listeners Digest, so he told
ritcheous DXer Dave of the Valkos to prepare a cabin for 40 days and
40 nights of static.
[4]
The people of Cumbre were scattered at the time the Lord confounded
the language of DXers, when they were building a highway to get to
Enid (or was it the Tower of Sackville?). This is to show the remnant
of the House of DX what great things Glenn hath done for their
fathers, that they may know that they are not cast off forever. And
also to the convincing of the Jew, Gentile and Canadian that GLENN is
the ANOINTED, the ETERNAL GOD, manifesting himself to all. And now,
if there are faults, they are the mistakes of MARES; wherefore, condemn not the things of GLENN, that we may be found spotless at the
judgement seat in ENID.