Genesis Chapter 20

And lo, Saint Barbara, who dwells in the Land of Reynoldsburg and lyeth with Fred, went unto the Land of Enid to receive the Word of Glenn.

The Lord Glenn gave unto Saint Barbara the Law by which all should conduct thyself and find guidance when seeking the elusive DX. The Lord Glenn gave unto Saint Barbara the fifteen Laws written on three tablets of stone.

Upon returning from the Land of Enid, Saint Barbara droppethed one of the tablets onto the I of 44 and brokethed it into smithereenies. Thus we have the Most Holy Ten:

You shall have no other Glenns before me. If thou hast any Glenns after me, please telleth me not.

You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, unless the aforementioned graven image be used to adorn a gross but tasteful QSL epistle, or posteth it on thine website with ass of wise captions.

You shall not take the name of the Lord your Glenn in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain. Those who take the name of Glenn in vain may call upon the Angel Hans for forgiveness and cudos, and may then dwell in the Land of Cumbre.

Remember the sabbath hours, to keep them holy. The sabbath hours begin one hour before the sun riseth to one hour after the sun riseth, and one hour before the sun setteth to oe hour after the sun setteth. The sabbath hours may be known by the arrival of the Holy Angel Arnold. Twenty hours shalt thy do all those things thou must do; eatething, pissething, shittething, fartething, sleepthing, etceth.

Honor thy father and thy mother, for if they had not shared bodily fluids, thou wouldst not be here.

You shall not kill the mood of the room by emittething a good one; thou shall not kill a top-of-the hour ID opportunity by emittething a good one; and thou shalt not kill the appetites of the assembled worshippers by emittething a good one during the Holy Time to Cook.

You shall not commit adultery, except as in 13 below. If thou commitest adultery, taketh pictures.

You shall not steal adapters.

You shall not bear false witness by logging a station, by only looking in the Holy Passport. Thou shalt not bear false witness in reception reports using the phrases, Commentaries were very informative, or I really enjoyed your music.

You shall not covet your neighbor's equipment, you shall not covet your neighbor's wife unless she be comely as hell, or his manservant unless you're into that sort of thing, or his maidservant (see wife), or his ox unless you're into that sort of thing, or his ass (see manservant), or his antenna poker. or anything that is your neighbor's unless he be away and not using it.