The Book of Journeys
[1]
The four Holy Wise-Ass DXers, St. Jerry, St. Nathaniel, St. Kenneth
(the other St. Kenneth) and St. Timothy saw the DXpedition notice in
the Heavens. And lo, the four Holy Wise-Ass DXers journeyed from the
Land of the Maple Leaf where dwelleth the Tiger Cat, into the Land of
the Lower Peninsula to seek refuge in the Holy Apostolic DXpedition
Cabin. The four Holy Wise-Ass DXers carried with them exotic gifts
of Pringles, Canadian Cents and Molson.
[2]
When the four Holy Wise-Ass DXers reached the Holy Apostolic DXpedition Cabin, they found other Seekers of DX who had erected antennas in
homage to Skip and Bev. The four Holy Wise-Ass DXers were awed at the
skill of these other Seekers of DX in the remote woodlands of the Land
of the Lower Peninsula, where the snows of winter linger and the burrs
snappeth at thine pants. There was much rejoicing, belching and
farting.
[3]
There was amongst them a fair maiden who spake unto them; "Get thee
hither, thou foul and disgusting pagans." The others bade her not,
and put another can of Sacred Beanie Weenies on the hearth.