The Book of Acts
In the beginning, which was early on in things, the earth was void, except for the cabin, some trees, and the annex. Praise God!
And lo, all the tribes assembled at the cabin, the Swlites, the MWlites, the Dahdites, the Pirites, and the Utes.
All the tribes erected totems in the trees. And there was much listening.
Maryann and Glenn of the Holy Cattle Prod came to the cabin to pay homage to the assembled tribes
While at the cabin, there was born unto Maryann of the Holy Cattle Prod tribe, an immaculate son.
This cameth as a big surpriseth to Glenn, as he had not knowneth Maryann for longeth.
A star shown in the skies over the cabin heralding the arrival of the immaculate son. There was much heralding.
Three wise-asses from Detroit, Ollie Fretter, Joshua Doore and Mr. Belvedere saw the star, and set upon a journey to find the immaculate son.
They carried wondrous gifts: a toaster oven, a lava lamp and cheap siding.
When they arrived at the cabin, there was much heralding, praising, listening, etc.
The three wise-asses paid homage to Maryann and the immaculate son.
They did not pay homage to Glenn, as he was in the annex contemplating what hath passeth, and wondering why there were no sacred scrolls in the annex.