The Book of Acts

Chapter 1

[1]
In the beginning, which was early on in things, the earth was void, except for the cabin, some trees, and the annex. Praise God!

[2]
And lo, all the tribes assembled at the cabin, the Swlites, the MWlites, the Dahdites, the Pirites, and the Utes.

[3]
All the tribes erected totems in the trees. And there was much listening.

Chapter 2

[1]
Maryann and Glenn of the Holy Cattle Prod came to the cabin to pay homage to the assembled tribes

[2]
While at the cabin, there was born unto Maryann of the Holy Cattle Prod tribe, an immaculate son.

[3]
This cameth as a big surpriseth to Glenn, as he had not knowneth Maryann for longeth.

Chapter 3

[1]
A star shown in the skies over the cabin heralding the arrival of the immaculate son. There was much heralding.

[2]
Three wise-asses from Detroit, Ollie Fretter, Joshua Doore and Mr. Belvedere saw the star, and set upon a journey to find the immaculate son.

[3]
They carried wondrous gifts: a toaster oven, a lava lamp and cheap siding.

[4]
When they arrived at the cabin, there was much heralding, praising, listening, etc.

[5]
The three wise-asses paid homage to Maryann and the immaculate son.

[6]
They did not pay homage to Glenn, as he was in the annex contemplating what hath passeth, and wondering why there were no sacred scrolls in the annex.