The Book of Proverbs
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman. It is better still if one brings a receiver, the Gospels of DX Listeners Digest, and erects an antenna in the wilderness.
A foolish man list-logs Peru with French time checks on 3330 kHz at noon. A wise man waits for the evening coming of Arnold to make such a logging.
Love not sleep, lest thy miss the morning coming of Arnold.
Who so findeth a new station and reports it Glenn with due haste, obtaineth favor in the eyes of the Lord and Giver of DX. He who reports not the new station to Glenn shall be hated and despised as an elitist. The erection of his antenna shall fail forever more.
There are many devices in a DXer's listening post, nevertheless it is the counsel of the Holy Hauser that shines above all.
The way of the wicked leds through the Valley of Elitism, over the Mountain of Cumbre, and onwards to Hell via Hamburg and Pinckney. The way to Glenn leds straight to Enid with a detour via UKOGBANI.
A man's belly shall be satisfied with the likes of chili and beanie-weanies, but only World of Radio shall truly satisfy his ears.
A false logging shall not go unpunished, and he that reporteth such to Glenn shall surely be condemned to spend eternity with Dr. Gene Scott.
Where no oxen are, the floor of the DX Cabin shall be clean.
My son, despise not the chastening of the Holy Hauser, neither be weary of his correction. For whomsoever Glenn loveth, he correcteth.
Happy is he whose name Glenn utters on World of Radio. His joy shall runneth over, like Dolly Parton in a B cup.