(The Solid State Version)
HAUSER IS MY SHEPHERD
Glenn Hauser is my shepherd,
I shall not listlog;
He makes me lie down well past my bedtime.
He leads me beside great DX;
He restores my antenna.
He leads me in paths of log reporting
all for His newsletters's sake.
Even though I walk through Brighton
in the shadow of low sunspots,
I fear no Arnie Coro;
for Glenn is with me.
His email and his microphone, they comfort me.
Surely good DX and propagation shall follow me
all the days of my life;
and I shall dwell in the house of Review of International Broadcasting forever.