The Book of Soundgarden

Glenn commanded that DX brothers and DX sisters recite a prayer at the beginning of each DXpedition. Please bow your heads as we say The DXer's Creed:

We believe in one Glenn the Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth, and of all things visible and invisible, like radio waves.

And in one Lord Jesus H. Hauser, the only mis-begotten Son of Glen, misbegotten of the Father before all worlds, God of God, Light of Light, Very Glen of Very Glen, misbegotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father by whom all radios were made; who for us DXers, and for our salvation, came down from Enid, and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit of the Virgin Maryanne Kehoe, and was made DXer, and was crucified also for us under Pontius Johnson.

He was insufferable and was buried, and the third day he rose again according to the Scriptures of DX Listening Digest, and ascended into Enid, and sitteth on the right hand of the Hauser. And he shall come again with glory to judge both the short and the wave, whose big mouth shall have no end.

And we believe in the Holy Hauser, the Lord and Giver of DX, who pro- ceedeth from the World of Radio and the DX Listening Digest, who with the World of Radio and the DX Listening Digest together is worshipped and glorified, who spoke by the prophets.

And we believe one holy catholic and apostolic DX Cabin. We acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. And we look for the resurrection of the dead, especially Arthur Cushen, and the life of the world to come. Amen.