The Book of Tracts

The Tracts of St. Elizabeth of Belleville:

If you died today, would you go to Enid? Have you accepted Glenn as your personal Savior? You haven't? You're a pagan. Pagans won't make it to Enid.

Friend, I know you want to be with Glenn in Enid. All you have to do is say the following prayer.

Dear Glenn, I have sinned. I have listlogged. Please show me the way. Congratulations! You are now saved.

If possible, send a love offering to me. In return, I will let you know that I'm better than Jacob O. Meyer and that I possess the true Sacred Name.